I love lamp

Lover of beautiful animals, funny things, wide ranges of music, and colorful art.

Why is it that every time I randomly get something for you I never feel like giving it to you anymore because something dumb happens?

Its almost as if the gift I got you looses value to me.

Can I get you something on a day where nothing goes wrong for once ..that way I dont feel like I wasted money.

The damper is spreading to my digweed excitement 😓

Fuck fuck fuck.

Those 5 seconds where you killed my mood were enough make me forget about what happened in the elevator earlier today.

It sucks because once my sex drive is high like that and gets dampered it takes a lot for me to get it back up there.

'Tell me what happens the first time you see a woman naked.'

'The first time you see a woman naked will not be like you imagined. There will be no love, no trust, no intimacy. You won’t even be in the same room as her.

You won’t get to smile as she undresses you and you undress her. You won’t get to calm her nerves with nerves of your own. You won’t get to kiss her, feeling her lips and the edge of her tongue. You won’t get to brush your fingers over the lace of her bra or count her ribs or feel her heartbeat.

The first time you see a woman naked you will be sitting in front of a computer screen watching someone play at intimacy and perform at sex. She will contort her body to please everyone in the room but her. You will watch this woman who is not a woman, pixelated and filtered and customized. She will come ready-made, like an order at a restaurant. The man on the screen will be bigger than you, rougher than you. He will teach you how to talk to her. He will teach you where to put your hands and he will teach you what you’re supposed to like. He will teach you to take what is yours.

You must unlearn this. You must unlearn this twisted sense of love. You must unlearn the definition of pleasure and intimacy you are being taught. Kill this idea of love, this idea of entitlement, this way of scarring one another.’

I guess

—I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

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dylanonono:

"Thinking of Plan B muddies up your chances of succeeding at Plan A." -  Charlie Day

Wow he is actually cute when he isn’t being a bozo on tv

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ejactoolate:

ejactoolate:

theres a box of swissrolls in my house somewhere and my mom hid them from me, let the hunger games begin.

OH GOD I FOUND MY MOMS DILDO

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